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[The HATTA's Rant]

Give ranting a rest, you're getting worse at it...

OK, I've never really been a big fan of Foamy and all, but at least the older ones tried to be funny. This is just a nonsensical rant about a white guy, pretending to be a black guy, pretending to complain about people pretending to be black or something, I really don't know it just sounded like a big insane mess by the end. On the plus side the graphics aren't too bad.

[Own3d [2]]

Redundant...

Not too bad, the graphics have a sort of charm to them, but those big hands just creep me out... This premise get's really old quickly though, I can see this becoming a series without becoming seriously redundant!

Eg-g responds:

lol thanks! the hands rule!

[The Hatta']

Swing and a miss!

Ooh, right he's a 'black' Squirrel, now THAT'S comedy. Well in this Foamy episode we see another 1D character that's entire personality seems bassed on one black stereotypical joke, haha. Oh he even manages to squeeze a little more complaining into it. Come on man, you've got OK visuals, OK voice acting and Fffft humour. Come up with some more stuff that isn't just "Oh I hate this" ooh "I'm black" ooh etc. But you have alot of worshippers so I guess you're doing SOMETHING right and eh, what do I know.

[-Drop the Bomb-]

What the HELL?!

What the hell was that?! A bunch of badly traced game sprites moving around the screen to a crappy song? God atleast TRY to make something MILDY entertaining next time!

Cryokenetic responds:

Well, the majority seem to think it's entertaining, so...

[Cletus the Fetus ep 57]

Awesome

I love Cletus the Fetus and this happens to be one of my favourite episodes! Keep making these!

[Shrek Sketches]

Eh, not very funny...

Well erm ok, atleast your graphics were good but all of these were pretty lame and not funny. Try to work on your humour a bit more next time...

[Spider-Man Trailer]

Sticks...

Well the reason everybody hates sticks is they simply look bad. This had no substance no sound, not much happening and finally it was just STICKS... Try to give the characters some actual detail and not this rushed stick crap!

[Doodieman: The Hero's Loa]

OK, he shits, we get it!

Poo is not funny, it was never funny, it should never be funny. What is so funny about some guy pooing all over everything? It's just a natural bodily function that we have to remove waste from our body and if you think it's comedy gold you must have some mental issues. I mean you have a website devoted to getting rid of bodily waste WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! You've got great animation skills just stop making these worthless cartoons about shit, they weren't funny to start with and they aren't funny now, try to think of some REAL humour PLEASE!

[The New Years Party]

What the fuck?

What on earth was that? Was I watching the wrong movie or was that not funny? I don't get what was funny? Was it funny that you reused that stupid animation of him hugging himself then kneeling over 1000 times? Was it funny that the guy shouted out that stuff? Tell me? Or was that just dumb?

dookiemoole responds:

yes those were all funny. you're just too "cool" to get it i guess. conformist

[Country Drunks - Episode1]

Well, ok, need's improvment!

Well, ok, I think the drawing style was kinda neat and I geuss the animation was passable but it really wasn't very funny, sure toons can rely on ONE joke but if that joke stinks then the whole thing will. What you should do is make a simple story line and build jokes around it, that way people will wait to see what happens next and have fun along the way. And yeah the voices sound like some 8-11 year old boys, maybe wanna get someone older. And these guys didn't seem drunk, they seemed well, STONED. Drunks don't act this way stoners do, so you might wanna change that too.